10. Not wearing my seat belt. Taxi drivers will stop you if you even begin to reach for it.
9. Spitting. Hey, everyone else is doing it.
8. Miming. I find a way to act out almost any word. If that doesn't work, pictionary is my next attempt at communication.
7. Eating meat. I'm not so proud of this one, but damn Chinese sausage is good.
6. Saying "hello" to almost every child I see like its my native-English-speaking duty.
5. Ease-dropping. I listen to any conversation within earshot hoping for comprehension.
4. Wearing the same outfit a few days in a row. Hey, everyone else is doing it.
3. Mala Tang. Mmmmmm. Risky or not, I eat this spicy noodle soup on a weekly basis.
2. Sleeping through construction and morning market megaphones.
1. Saying "bye, bye" like its a formal farewell because, again, everyone else is.
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